Here goes nothin.

WELL. I'm writing a blog I guess. My dumb roommate writes a blog and says it's the bee's knees so I figured I'd try it out. Today I'd like to talk about Diet Coke and popcorn. I'd also like to blame the topic of this first blog on my mother for making me addicted to Diet Coke and popcorn. So, Diet Coke. For those of you who aren't avid drinkers, (of Diet Coke) I suggest you start. The thing is, it's very bad for you according to doctors and dentists and blah blah blah, but do they really know anything? Say it with me now, NOOOOOO. They saaay it rots your stomach and breaks your teeth down and crap, but just trust me it doesn't. I'm drinking one right now and my teeth feel perfectly intact. Also, it just really pushes my buttons when people say Diet Coke and regular Coke are the same thing. #ew. Real Coke is for rednecks and hamster lovers. Stay classy people, get on the Diet Coke train. Anywho, Diet Coke is good, go drink some if you wanna live an extra 17.4 years. NOOOOWWW on to popcorn. There are a lot of different types of popcorn in this world. You can have the cheesy kind, the caramel kind, the peanut butter kind, the butter butter kind, the m&m kind, the pizza sauce kind, etc etc. Popcorn could solve world hunger if you really think about it. Ya just gotta send it out to the poor people, hope that they can start a fire, and BAM, instant meal. Moral of the story is popcorn is amazing while eaten with Diet Coke. I don't really know what else to say, this blog thing is kinda weird, I feel like I'm just talking to myself. Welcome to my brain people. Now go get some Diet Coke and popcorn. or hot cheetos and takis if that's more what floats your boat.